Friday, September 28, 2007

Computer recycling day tomorrow

Just a reminder that tomorrow is Wellington Computer Recycling day at Westpac Stadium.

If you have any old computers or mobile phones that youre looking dump - take them along to the Ring of Fire and get rid of them!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Murder House

I went to the dentist for my annual check up yesterday. Passed with flying colours naturally... the dentist noted that I have "very, very good teeth" hell yeah!

So while on this high I caved in to the pressure to go to the "Dental Hygenist" as well. What a rock solid waste of time (and money!) that was.

If you are unfamiliar with the role of the Dental Hygenist, they basically do the work that dentists once did with the orbital sander/polisher hoobly device etc etc. But clearly they are also in the pocket of Colgate and other such multinationals! Throughout the whole experience she tried pushing their products on me - you should try COLGATE mouthwash (apparently Listerine isnt as good as "COLGATE brand"), and COLGATE electric toothbrushes and COLGATE floss.

She didnt seem to get my joke when I asked if she was getting kick-backs from Colgate - so maybe this means she is??

What really made me laugh though, is that she did nothing other than what dentists used to do to your teeth before they created this position. Which made me think, did the Dental Hygenist role come about during the Nat Govts 1990s work-for-the-dole scheme? Was this just a 'make-work' exercise?

Whatever the background is to this role - I should write MUG on my forehead. Afterall it was me who shelled out $65 to be told after a barely five minute consultation that my teeth were "very, very good" and then paid out another $150 to the Hygenist for her Colgate sales pitch.

So a word of advice - Next time your dentist suggests a visit to the Dental Hygentist, say thanks, but no thanks and just pick up the Colgate brochure instead.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Perfect way to start the week

Nena with 99 Luftballons, one of the greatest moments in 80s music.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Talk like a Pirate day

Arrrr

Today is of course international talk like a Pirate day me hearties.

One of my colleagues noted that he is probably the only person in Wellington to have captained a 'pirate' vessel - the HMAS Buccaneer. What a great name for a ship!

I have a quiz night tonight so im heading to Toyworld at lunchtime to get a Pirate hat (would be rude not to!).

Wikipedia have quite a good article on it here but what it drew my attention to was a new 'religion' Pastafarianism. The followers believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Spaghedeity.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Nix vs Becks

Its official - on Sunday 2 December, David Beckham and the LA Galaxy will play Wellington Phoenix FC at the Ring of Fire (stadium).

Beckham is contracted to play at least 55 minutes. Kick ass!

Of course the Phoenix also notched up their first win over the weekend (should have been their second but never mind). Below is video of the goals - the second goal (Wellington's first) by Felipe was stunning. Check it out.

And if youre in Wellington - get along and support the team against Adelaide on Sunday and/or Perth Glory the following week.

Sun protection without looking silly


Granted, creams, lotions and cosmetics arent a common topic here, but this is possibly the greatest innovation since the roll-on. Just go with me on it...

The shiney nature of sunscreen has always been one of my many annoyances - you want to cover up and avoid sunburn, but do you really need to look like you just completed an ironman?

Well no longer! Yesterday one of my colleagues (who had clearly heard my rant on this topic) forwarded me the good news.

Neutrogena have released a 'matte' finish sunscreen, and you can get it at the supermarket. Oh happy day - no more shiney greasy summers.

Bask in the glorious emancipation from shiney summer skin!

Read all about it here

Monday, September 17, 2007

Cashback

The very efficient IRD have repaid me $1600 as I had over paid my loan when I made the final repayment in 2002.

It's hillarious, they have sent through my Loan statement as though it is in reference to recent events. It reads, 19/03/02 Repayment received - thank you, and then on 01/04/02 Interest write-off - 1655.05.

So it has only taken IRD five and a half years to update me on my 'current' Student Loan account - but better late than never.

I would like to say that the Milky Bars are on me and that it will be my shout - but my Credit Card has first dibs!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

She came third too!

After yesterdays rants its time for something lighter. This is probably in my all time top 5 You Tube vids... Miss South Carolina take it away. Such as...



Monday, September 03, 2007

A new career?

I spent most of Thursday and Friday at Victoria University's annual NZ Political Science Association conference and after that I've decided I want to be an academic.

I figure all you need to be able to do is;
1. Never hold a job in the real world, but always act as though you have.
2. Say really really obvious things over and over.
3. Speak for 20 minutes longer than you are supposed to.
4. Throw in a few sarcastic comments about 'politicians' everytime you speak, and of course
5. Always present yourself as an "expert" despite never having ever worked in a job related to your field of 'expertise'.

Simple.

Idiot media

Ive just read an article from yesterday's Herald on Sunday about the 'outrageous' prices Ricky Gervais is charging for his Edinburgh Fringe Festival "Fame" performance. This is the second thing ive heard about complaints, after Radio NZ had something similar saying all the usual - he's too big for his boots type of crap. God the media are pathetic, they scavenge about for any sniff of controversy and then can't help but beat it up out of any proportion.

Gervais is charging GBP37.50 per ticket - just over NZD100. Granted this is head an shoulders above other ticket prices.... but it's also completely sold out. Also, after the initial fuss Gervais said he will donate the profits to MacMillan Cancer Care - which the HoS greet as some sort of machiavellian conspiracy saying - "It is not clear how much of the GBP300 000 takings the charity will eventually receive." What the fuck else does he need to do??

The article also suggests Gervais hasn't earned his position as "King of Comedy" - which of course is a reference to Gervais appearing on a throne with a crown at the beginning of the show. Look at the name of the show - Fame - it's clearly tongue in cheek!

I agree with Gervais' manager who said on RNZ - What's the big deal? If the ticket price was too much, people wouldn't go. The Fringe Festival season is sold out. End of story.

Exactly.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Seven Mary Three to base

Finally! The greatest show in television history is coming to DVD on 12 September!!

That's right baby - "CHiPs" series one with Jon and Ponch laying the smack down on Californian criminals.... well those on the highway at least. Issuing traffic infringement notices has never been more exciting.

I am literally buzzing with excitement to see the opening credits again. (Yes I know they are on You Tube, but its not the same). I had a "CHiPs" bike when I was a kid, it had a clip-on plastic 'petrol tank' to make it look pretty much exactly like a California Highway Patrol issue motorbike. Well I thought so anyway.

So exciting!

Oh and for the amateurs amongst you, 'Seven Mary Three' was of course Jon's call sign.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Where's a good protocol droid when you need one?

I have (against my better judgement) joined the Face Book "phenomenon". I still don't really get it. I guess since I have a blog, I feel that my self-indulgent-web-quota has been filled and that I don't really need a Face Book profile - but after much encouragement I joined anyway.

However, since joining I have been vexed by the protocols surrounding the whole thing. Today's copy of the Bulletin has an article on 'poking' people and asking people to be 'friends'. It suggests that just because someone was next to you in the queue at your supermarket, it doesn't mean you should be Face Book buddies. Quite right. But what point is the cut off? At what point do you approach people? Do you make like a wallflower and wait for people to approach you? Or do you go nuts and just start sending off invitations to your intermediate school classmates?

And if you see people you know, you then ask yourself - well why haven't they added me themselves? Did I piss them off? Has my mind deleted some 'incident' where I 'wronged' this person? Or was it them, who crossed me? Do I actually hate this person? Have I simply forgotten my deep-seated hatred for their existence? I can't remember - I haven't seen them in nearly 8 years!

This has just added another complex layer to the lives of the socially awkward.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Those Crafty Hutt people

Yesterday I popped over to the glorious Hutt Valley to check out Craft 2.0 at the Dowse and I was mighty impressed.

Showcasing local crafters, is a fantastic idea and its fair to say I spent some moolah. Now before I go on, these weren't crafts of the drift-wood-coat-rack-come-shoe-rack variety... no no this was much cooler.

There were loads of great stalls, but for me one stood out - Trixie Delicious and their Vandalised Vintage range. Pictured is the one I bought - theyre old school plates that they have 'vandalised' with words like Fuckface, R16, Pervert, Marnus and so on - but I couldnt go past 'Retard'.

I was thinking about putting it up in my office, but im not sure my co-workers could handle it!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Peter Kay's Universal Truths

Just got forwarded this on 'the email', too good not to share. It's UK comedian Peter Kay (Phoenix Nights) Seinfeld-esque universal truths. enjoy

PETER KAY'S 35 UNIVERSAL TRUTHS:
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

How good is the Phoenix?

Yet to even play a proper A-League match, the Phoenix has (according to todays Dominion) booked David Beckham and the LA Galaxy to play an exhibition match in Wellington in November.

After spending stupid amounts of money on getting Beckham, the Galaxy are taking him on a world tour playing exhibition matches to make some dosh. One of their first stops is Sydney, to play A-League side, Sydney FC, and apparently Wellington legend Terry Serepisos has jumped on this and is in talks to chuck in a Wellington leg. By "in talks" I mean theyre determining how much cash the Phoenix will have to stump up.

What better way to promote football and the Wellington Phoenix, than getting David Beckham to town? Fantastic. This is great for football and great for Wellington.

This is all the more better as the biggest Beckham fan that I know, wont actually be in New Zealand. As Cartman would say - Oh your tears, they taste so good!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Chekhov's Seagull


I went and saw the Royal Shakespeare Company's version of Chekhov's The Seagull last night at the St James Theatre.

Of course the 'star' of the show (and reason most people were there) was Sir Ian McKellen, as the old man Sorin. It was a masterful performance by Gandalf, who appeared to be having the time of his life playing with the character. But out of the 20-30 strong ensemble cast it was Madame Arkadina (Sorin's sister) that stood out for me. She was hilarious and even sounded a little like Dame Judy Dench at times.

Wasn't all daisys though - there were six cell phone rings (three were from one person), and an annoying woman in front of me who leaned forward so far that she actually covered half my view of the stage - not to mention her slugging back water in a pump bottle (with full sucking and bottle scrunching sounds). Heathens.

Not too worry though as the RSC performance was so good that it didnt really matter.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Tony Wilson

It needs to be noted that Tony Wilson passed away last Friday.

Wilson was a revolutionary figure in the music industry, he arguably discovered the Sex Pistols in 1976, after seeing them at a small gig in Manchester he invited them on his TV show - which basically launched them.

He set up Factory Records and managed several acts that changed the face music including Joy Division, the Happy Mondays and of course New Order. He also co-owned the infamous Hacienda night club in Manchester - "where the white man learnt to dance". You could argue that through his exploits, Wilson invented the rave and club culture as we know it. The club has has been demolished and replaced by appartments. I still remember the bemused looks on the faces of Chris and Bridget when I stayed with them in Manchester, after I took a photo of the very plain looking block of appartments!

The movie 24hr Party People is all about his career - you should check it out.

Little bit apples and oranges

I went and saw a preview screening of Michael Moore's new doco - Sicko. Its all about health services in the US and how crap they are. It made me think of a couple of things.

Moore really annoys me at times through his generalisations and see-no-evil approach to European countries - and Canada. Yes the NHS is great, and is held in very high regard in Britain - but its not perfect. Same with Canada, in fact they have they much the same issues we have here - long waiting lists etc, staff retention issues, but yes it is a pretty good system.

Then there is France, one of the most subsidised countries in the world. Economically, France has underperformed in the last 20-30 years - arguably because of the heavy state involvement in the economy (their farmers are still subsidised at pre 1980s NZ levels). The French are now largely reliant on Govt subsidies. So its apples and oranges to compare the US health system with these countries, they are all structured differently and all have their own issues.

In saying that, the US system is an absolute disgrace. It is based on the good old Tory myth that there is no such thing as bad luck - if something goes wrong in your life, its because you fucked up (hence no need for a safety net - you should have worked harder).

At the very least the state should provide free emergency health services. What kind of country bills someone for ambulatory and emergency department care related to a car accident??

I was pleased that Moore chose to travel to Cuba as well. The most maligned country in the world, just happens to have the some of the best health and education services in the world. In fact for the large part NZ's Primary Health care Strategy and PHOs are based on Cuba's approach. Essentially its about cheap/free primary care (doctors/nurses visits) - catching illnesses early rather than putting prohibitive costs between patients and care (meaning illnesses get worse/need surgery etc etc).

But the policies of the US were the model for the Bolger National government in the 1990s - user pays. Which is the second thought I had. Tony Ryall has made no secret of National's plans to re-privatise ACC (despite it being a failure the first time). So who will be surprised if ACC providers start denying people coverage on the basis of some fine-print clause in your agreement?

While we may not always get it right with health care, there are fundamentals that need to be upheld. As the US shows us, most people will choose to make their basic ends meet (power bills/mortgages/food for your kids) before putting money into health insurance on the off chance they will one day need it. This is why the state MUST provide coverage.

I don't believe for a second that National has changed their spots on health care, and Sicko, for all its flaws is a timely reminder of what will be at stake in 2008. Go and see Sicko, take Moore's comparisons with other countries for what they are, but reflect on what sort of country we want here. National, like the US, will use health as a revenue gathering machine to make up for their cuts to taxation. Health should be solely about making people better, not making a buck. Unfortunately this is again the choice we will be facing in 2008.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Blowin in the Wind

Given todays weather I think the title is very appropriate!

Last night was Bob Dylan at Queens Wharf, pretty much kicked ass. Before the concert I had read a Chch Press review of his Christchurch gig, which highlighted how Bob doesnt really interact with his audience.... turns out thats true, although he did introduce the band at the end.... well kinda - "Meeh neh meh he from tennessee" sorta thing.

Anyway it was a great concert. His backing band ruled - the dude on lead guitar was fantastic - as Wayne and Garth would say - he could wail! It was kinda like five or six old dudes jamming the blues.

Lay Lady Lay was a highlight, as was My Back Pages and Highway 61 - but of course it was the very appropriate closing - Blowin in the Wind that stole the show for me.

Bob is still the epitome of cool!

Friday, August 10, 2007

A Question


Im a fan of the redevelopment of our major sporting facilities ahead of the 2011 Rugby World Cup and the 2015 Cricket World Cup, but I have a question.

Auckland's Eden Park is getting a big flash new Buck-Rogers-Stand and will be the main stadium during the Rugby, and the newly named AMI Stadium (Previously Jade/Lancaster Park) is also getting an Athfield designed new eastern stand (pictured).

The budget for Eden Park is approx NZD190 million. The budget for AMI Stadium is NZD60 million. Now granted the Eden Park stand is about 7000 seats bigger (24000 compared to 17000), but surely there can't be that much difference??

Why is there a NZD130 m difference between a Christchurch project and an Auckland one? This of course begs the question - why not get more bang for your buck and spend your NZD190m between Wellington and Christchurch? - you would get a hell of a lot more.