Symonds Streaker Smackdown

Aussie batsman, Andrew Symonds, becoming an absolute legend - dropping his shoulder into a streaker - sending the prick flying!

Turns out that Megatron's a dealer

Looks like the Autobots have finally got one over the Decpticonz. From Stuff on Friday

Friday, 25 January 2008
Megatron admits importing drugs

An unemployed man of no fixed abode pleaded guilty in Wellington District Court today to importing LSD and Ecstasy.

Judge Denys Barry remanded Megatron Eardley-Wilmot in custody for sentencing in the High Court on February 22.

The offences were committed between 2003 and 2005.

I'm just a cleaner

This is from today's Herald. A guy tried to rob the Broadway branch of the National Bank in Palmerston North on Friday.

After closing on Friday he tied up the last remaining staff member and demanded she open the vault for him. Reasonable plan to this point, except - she was the cleaner.

The cleaner just laughed at him and said - "I can't open the vault. I'm just the cleaner!"

Bank robbers are almost always dumb, I cant think of a single case where they havent stuffed it up, or at least got caught.

The "robber" fled the scene - with nothing. Awesome.