Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Get yours today!











UK farmers David Lucas and Brian Rutterford have been caught by the tabloid People (admittedly not the greatest source) selling gallows!

"I guarantee these will do the job. You can get rid of as many as five
people at a time.
Each unit has five individual gallows and the
beauty of it is you can use it over and over again
."

Apparently Lucas has been doing this for a decade! People posed as a representative of the Mugabe regime to carry out the purchase.

Now some might say so what - its no different to selling electric chairs etc, but the Mugabe regime! They'll just be cracking necks cause people disagree!

Say you only have one execution team - that’s all you would need. They could travel around from village to village or prison to prison. It could save a lot of time,” he explains, helpfully.

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