Above is a headline from today's Herald
Over the last year or so I have collected daft headlines and stories like this one, and put them on the pinboard in my office.
After finding that gem this morning I though id share some of the small but growing collection...
Blind man kills deaf man in noise row
Cannabis raffled for $10 a ticket
Man of Steel not gay says director
Horse given party pill drug
Computer can read your mind
Schoolgirls vomit together
No napkins..... elderly might eat them
Quick victory for humans in caveman clash
The Lord will tackle National
US dismisses deaths as 'good PR move'
Personality disorder 'no excuse for killing'
and my all time fav is actually a pull quote which featured in the Herald when Air NZ had maintainence issues a couple of years back...
'Our goal is to land with all the parts we take off with' Air NZ chief technical officer, Bill Jacobson
I love the insanity of the media.
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2 comments:
great stuff. old people are really gonna eat napkins?! crazy fools.
air nz are the worst airline EVER!
The napkins one is from The Guardian actually from when I was in London
Qantas are worse
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