Monday, November 20, 2006

I'm just a cleaner

This is from today's Herald. A guy tried to rob the Broadway branch of the National Bank in Palmerston North on Friday.

After closing on Friday he tied up the last remaining staff member and demanded she open the vault for him. Reasonable plan to this point, except - she was the cleaner.

The cleaner just laughed at him and said - "I can't open the vault. I'm just the cleaner!"

Bank robbers are almost always dumb, I cant think of a single case where they havent stuffed it up, or at least got caught.

The "robber" fled the scene - with nothing. Awesome.

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